ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible


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iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin




Nick & Jess - 1.01 2.23 
My life has not been the same since I met you.



I’m thinking you have a daughter you love, well, I do too.


When I rule this place, things might not be so “happily ever after”…